9 Words

Christmas pics (I promise Michelle :) ), update on us, and a recap of my crazy day coming soon (tomorrowish), but I had to share this:

I got this in an e-mail today and thought it was one of the funniest things I have ever read - so very true....

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Fiveminutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutesto watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, andyou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually endinfine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot andwonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with youaboutnothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman canmake to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard beforedeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but isnow doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoidif they remember the terminology.*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause theyknow it's true.